Disappointing Email

by Jonah Goldberg

A government laser expert sent me an email telling me that airborne-laser volcano lancing may be centuries off. He asked me not to post as it contains other details that are on the QT government-wise.

Then again, they said the Berlin Wall would never come down, man would never fly, and that you couldn’t possibly double the “stuff” in Oreos too.

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